Mrs Refrigerator: The jig is up! (Transit to the living room, Rick is pointing the gun at random people). Rick: Okay, yes, I definitely remember doing that, but also, I would never do that. A musical montage begins. I always could count on you. There's supposed to be six of us! (Hits Nicky on the head) Yeah. Jerry: No. Should we check it out? Ooh! Well, I remember you as a whiny, little piece of shit, Morty! Rick: No! What the hell? ( whimpering ) get me out of here. Mr. Beauregard: Perhaps I'm biased, but if that story never happened, then I wouldn't still be the family butler. With Justin Roiland, Chris Parnell, Spencer Grammer, Sarah Chalke. Will somebody pass me a pork chop? Here we go! Jerry: Sleepy Gary, m-my head is filled with memories of our friendship. Summer and Mr Poopybutthole go on an adventure to Mr PBs home world and you quickly realise why the show isnt called Summer and Mr Poopybutthole. ♪ ♪ ketchup to the salt, salt to the fry ♪ ♪ "t" to the "inkle" with a capital "I" ♪, (Scene cut's back to Summer's bedroom, revealing that she was only dreaming). Jerry: They say you shouldn't do that! Mrs. Refrigerator: That don't make no sense! Rick: Everybody back! Come watch TV. ( laughter ), Jerry: Nicky! ( grunts ), (Rick shoots a parasite, everybody else screams ). Look! Mr. Poopybutthole is a long-lasting family companion of the Smiths. We could be infested with these things, so we gotta keep an eye out for any zany, wacky characters that pop up. Rick: We need to kill everyone that we can only remember fondly. Look at me! 4 Mr. Poopybutthole Mr. Poopybutthole is first noticed in the episode "Total Rickall" where he's revealed to be a long-time friend of the family that the audience just happens to not remember. If Mr. Poopy Butthole is an advanced alien species, he’s not limited to just dimension C-137 where the Smith family lives. Morty: I do it everywhere! Uh, my -- my wife shot a long-time family friend. New Rick and Morty Short Shows What Mr. Poopybutthole Is Thankful For. Rick: Listen, Beth, don't torture yourself. Rick: Can't afford to chance it. Beth: Uh, roller coasters aren't bad, Mrs. Refrigerator. I made a similar mistake years ago, but, you know, on a planetary scale. Summer: (sobs) I want the police to take me! Rick: You know what, Pencilvester? Me, Morty, Jerry, Beth, Mr. Poopybutthole, Frankenstein, Sleepy Gary, Photography raptor, Mr. Beauregard, and Summer. Morty: Everybody remain calm! Morty: I figured it out, Rick! Might some of them have been fake? He additionally wears red shoes and gray shorts. Rick: Thanks Mr. Poopybutthole. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. It's disgusting. Rick: No! (Jerry flashes back: Jerry and Gary are relaxing on a boat on the coast during a sunset.). Reverse Giraffe: I saved Ghost In A Jar's life in Vietnam. Mr. Poopybutthole is such a nice guy, Beth didn’t have any bad memories of him, causing her to shoot him. This article is a transcript of the Rick and Morty episode Total Rickall. Hai! You always were good at pointing out potentially obscure comedy. Frankenstein: Ah, you're paranoid, Rick. (Uncle Steve's body turns into a blue and purple worm-like creature, spewing pink liquid all over the table.). If you're not a parasite, you have nothing to fear. ( chomping ). Beth: Open the door! If there's seven, then that means somebody's not real. Jerry: Okay. That is an alien parasite. Y-- remember that? Sleepy Gary: I think you should put down the gun and we should get you to a doctor. Rubber baby baby bunkers! Rick” “Babylegs, you’re a good detective. Mr. Poopybutthole: Maybe you got the first one in time Rick! Is this how I die? ( screeching ) ( all gasping ) Oh, shit! We're always hearing about this Tinkles character, but we never get to –, Tinkles: Hi, everybody. He wears a dark top hat and a blue shirt. Burger time! Some company out there's gonna thank they're lucky stars they hired my little brother. Well, what if you just think that, Sleepy Gary? I know who the Smiths are. Why in the kitchen?! Rick: Oh, yeah? I watched the same musical you did. These quotes are offensive and irrelevant but they are hilarious in their own kind. You You remember that one time? And Share. Jerry is wearing Hulk gloves and punching the elevator buttons. We're here to help! Morty: I-I-I thought you went to a concert! We got a lot of friends and family to exterminate. Mr. Poopybutthole: Is -- is this what bleeding to death is? Reverse Giraffe: Maybe. What about Summer? In that case, every family friend who didn't have negative memories towards them had to go. Rick and Balthromaw, Morty's new dragon, accidentally soul-bonding after a … Shoot. (Rick enters the room, and dumps some very familiar-looking rocks into the kitchen trash). Poopybutthole: Ooh, gosh, it feels Gerry: I don't give a damn what else happens out there. Now look. Morty: Come on, cousin Nicky. I'm crouched in the elevator What are you here for? Mr. Poopybutthole was edited into the opening credits of the scene "Total Rickall ". It's not like we're Mormon or dying. (cut back to the present, breathing heavily ) Noooooo! Unfortunately, he decided to visit the Smith family at the wrong time. I always could count on you.” “Stay scientific, Jerry.” “There is no god, Summer; gotta rip that band-aid off now you’ll thank me later. Jerry: I need an ambulance! Just kidding, I don’t care.” “Nobody exists on purpose. Beth: Uh, uh, I need time to forget about Sleepy Gary. It's a play on "the butler did it. Morty: What the...? Rick: Watch me, baby. Did you buy us airline tickets? I'm like Tom Cruise from, um, "Cuisine" or w-whatever that movie's called where he makes drinks. I've known Beth since high school. This is Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. You may or may not have seen it but you definitely would have heard some of its famous quotes. ... Mr. Poopybutthole: Tune in to "Rick and Morty" season three in, like, a year and a half...or longer, to see how we unravel this mess. ( all sigh ). Then open the blast shield doors. Remember our vacation? Hurry! After the Hulk musical? Uncle Steve: Hey someone's been spending too much time around glowing rocks am I right? Ooh! You think there's some other word that will hurt my feelings? And her husband, Sleepy Gary, is hands down my absolute best friend. shaft, but hey, I'm walkin' here! Morty: This is the last time I ask you for help on my history final, Rick. What do you say we take down these blast shields? (Flashback: The family is stuck in an elevator. 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